if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
Daniel Radcliffe, on the time he spends in bookshops during his time off. — The South Bank Show. (x)
seriously like every British thing ever has john hurt in it
I saw it coming, but I didn’t stop
i can’t believe how much i’m laughing